Bachna Ae Haseeno

The 15th of may is the bday of a friend of mind,she's called me like 10 times and i've been ignoring her..truth is,i need to be the last to tell her 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'....

ok..'bachna ae haseeno' meaning[lemme think of the easiest way to put it] 'beware of the beautiful' but google says it means BEWARE,YE BEAUTIFUL.so there!..a very captivating movie!!..ok,from where i started

A BOY IS SITTING ON A PEW WITH A GIRL,THEY TALK PLAIN AT FIRST,THEN THE BOY CONFESSES THAT THERE IS FUEL IN HIS SCOOTER,HE PURPOSELY STOPPED THE SCOOTER AT THE ISOLATED PLACE SO THEY COULD BE TOGETHER..THEY CONFESS THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER AND KISS[for indian movie..kai!world don spoil]..ok..here's the movie ...its kinda in subheadings..well that's how the movie was,just that in the movie,they used blackouts!

MEETS MAHI{EUROPE'1996]

Mahi,which is the hottie in the 3quarters and silver wedge and the girl on the pew,is an europe based indian,she missed her train and Raj[the hunk] helped her,well after sometime they fell in love,he writes a poem on a little sheet of toilet roll[clean one o!] for her but HE reads it out!..ok,so they sing a song 2geda[like every indian film out there] and they seem to be so much in LOVE!!..

next thing,she's goin out of the country,she tells him about a guy her dad is arranging for her,unto marraige levels,he promises to come over and marry her,then she leaves,he starts talking about her to his friends,saying he's not goin to marry her,he kissed her and all the shit and 18year old would say!!..his friends call him a 'killer' and he's proud of the name ...suddenly,he turns..and there she is...MAHI..listening to everything he said and crying with the sheet of tissue in her hands[she realized it was clean,there was no poem on it,he got the whole 'ken tsaro wiwa thingy' from his head]....he looks @ her and walks away,he FUCK'N walks away...

1ST HEARTBREAK.........

MEETS RADHIKA[INDIA 2002]

Radhika,thats the girl in the jean bumshorts and pink/red top,total hottie,dreams of becoming an actress,a neighbour to Raj[who just moved in newly] and is seriously trying to get her attention.To cut this part short,he finally gets her,they move in together[ALREADY O!] BTW Raj now works in a microsoft company,he creates a new game with his number1 man,Binchu. this game gives him a transfer to Sydney,Australia.He plans on actually ditching her and meeting new babes in sydney,even though he's been with Radhika for like 18months.

Now he has to break with her..

RAJ:Radhika,i feel so bad but i've been transfered to sydney

RADHIKA:oh! i see!*sad face*[raj is already rejoicing]..so you want us to get married? no problem,il go to the court,arrange the date..bla bla..

Raj feels down,he thought she'll stay back and meet up with her actress dreams..ok na!..he tries different things to make her stop the wedding like saying he's impotent ..all to no avail,she really loves him but Raj dumped her on the wedding day.8th August 2002.

Radhika sat on the stairs of the temple,with her bridal wear,in the rain,crying,her henna washing away.

2nd heartbreak

MEETS GAYATRI[SYDNEY 2007]

He goes to a pub and starts hitting on a blonde,while they're in a cab,he tries goin 2nd base and our MR.KILLER mistakenly calls her Bianca while her name is Tia,that fetches him a slap!of course! The taxi girl laughs at him and talks in hindi..

Well,he makes her his regular taxi,finds out her name is Gayatri[the girl in the gown],goes to her store in the day and uses her taxi in the night[this guy works in a gaming company,he's got cars]..sha! as you all will predict,they fall in love but earlier on she told him she doesnt ever wanna get married but he thinks its just cheap talk.

Raj put thousands of candles around a fountain..

Raj:i love you,Gayatri. Would you marry me?

To cut long story short,Gayatri refuses!..OUCH!

Our MR.KILLER cries! NOW THAT WAS A SHOCKER! then apparitions of Mahi and Radhika[in the same clothes as when he dumped them] appear and talk to him!

THE RETURN OF MR.KILLER

Raj then decides he has got to apologise to Mahi and Radhika...

MAHI:he succesfully finds Mahi's house,finds out she has twin boys[dimpy and sum'n] but trouble comes whem Mahi's husband,Jungari,sees him.Jungari warns him to stay off Mahi saying its all his fault Mahi doesnt believe in love any longer and he's lovelife with his wife is sour.Raj doesnt loose hope,he goes to the wedding of Mahi's sister,Chotri,and talks to Mahi but she ignores him,then he bribes one of her sons to call her which he did,when mahi comes,he apologizes and talks her into loving her husband and believing in love.Finally,he made everything right,she forgave him and for the first time kissed her husband with love.

RADHIKA:Radhika or rather Shreya Rathod[she changed her name] is now a faboulous,blockbuster actress but she's now cruel,hard hearted,emotionless and bossy.Raj tries to talk to her but she keeps ignoring him,so he follows her to Italy,then she tells him the only option he has for him to get her forgiveness is to be her P.A. which he accepted.

This wasnt as easy as he expected,she actually put him through fuck'n hell..MR.KILLER had to be a waiter or rather SLAVE,a public dancer when she's bored,chauffeur,shopping bags carrier,umbrella holder,swimming pool cleaner and everything Slave-ish!..After a month,she talks to him about their previous relationship but still refuses to forgive him and then FIRES him!

Raj then decides to go back to Sydney.At the airport,the babe forgives him.

BACK TO SYDNEY

Raj opens his door..and TADA!!..letters are everywherere.he reads them and they're all from Gayatri...Suddenly,a new letter comes in,he figures that would be Gayatri and chases after her..he finds her in HER taxi..

and she goes:

'YOU STILL LOVE ME AFTER ALL I DID' and he goes;'ITS EASY LOVING YOU COS' LOVING YOU IS LIKE LOVING MYSELF!'

and they kiss AGAIN[in indian film]..END!

....SIGNED:JOANGELL AND ELESHIN BUNMI...