matters of the heart_THE WILD LOVEberry

Sitting down on the sofa,watching t.v..ok..i was gonna write on 'mums' but something happened yesterday and that motivated this topic ..DATING & LOVE.. before i start talkin about the emotional shit that happened .u have to see this:

its been some time since we last spoke

this is gonna sound like a bad joke

but momma,i fell in LOVE again

its save to say i have a new girlfriend

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i mean she even cooks me pancakes

and alka seltzer when my tommy aches

if that ain't LOVE then i dont know what love is

we even got a secret handshake

and she loves the music that my band makes

i know am young but if i had to choose her or the sun

id be one nocturnal son of a gun

.....few weeks later,he breaks up with her and meets another girl...

it's been a while since we talked last and am tryin' hard not to talk fast

but that am finally thinkin' i may have found the one

kinda gurl that would make you wayy proud of your son[father rolls eyes]

i know you heard the last song about the girls that didnt last

but i promise this is on a whole new plane

i can by the way she says my name

i love it when she calls ma fone

she even got her very own ringtone

if that aint love then i dont know what love is[WTF?]

its gon' be along drive home but i know as soon as i arrive home

and i open the door, take off ma coat and throw ma bag on the floor

she'll be back in ma arms once more for sure

..he caught her in bed with another that day..now fancy that'...
.....now why those he love her??...

she's got a smile that would make the most senile

annoying old man bite his tongue

she's got eyes comparable to the sunrise[LIE!]

and it doesnt stop there

man i swear

she's got a porcelain skin of course she,s a ten

and now she's even got her own song

but movin' on

she's got the cutest laugh i ever heard

and we can be on the fone for like 3 hours

not sayin' one word[lmao]

and i would still cherish every moment

and when i start to build ma future, she's the main component

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now..this is an extract from the song 'cupid's chokehold' by 'gym class heroes'

That word 'love' has gone thru a lot in the hearts of teens,authors,adults and even artists we fan!!

..i broke up with a guy i used to love so much[or so i thought] ..this guy and I used to be so into each other when suddenly, I lost interest in the whole thing..dunno why

now u cant say we were in love,can you?..right now am secretely in love with another guy that i plan never to officially date..funny how i use the word LOVE ..huh??

ok! i know ma blog isnt a site to pour out all ma emotional bullshit[or is it?] but i can't help it!

..now am watching 'trace tv' and the song 'break your heart' by 'taio cruz' is on.."if you fall for me........am only gonna break your heart"..so what do you call that?..temporary love? love with a known near end? what?

These are the facts i learnt from ma relationships and that of ma fwends:

1] after sometime time they become relationsh!ts

2]don't date a thief with hope of changing him..trust me..he'll either steal from you or turn you to a thief

3]don't ever dream of marrying ur teen BF..NEVER EVER!!

4]calling you 24/7,buzzing you,constantly saying he LOVES you,visiting you all the time is NEVER love

5]the word LOVE has been replaced with words like jimmy choos,shoes,bags,shopping and SEX!

6]don't let appearances fool ya!

7]ok..cant think of anyother thing..but just want you to know no matter who you datin'...never give full trust and THINK OF YOURSELF FIRST .....

....I KNOW I SAID I WAS GON' RIGHT ABOUT ME IN MA 2ND BLOG POST..but nahhh..am way too important jhoorr o!!

introducin' jo-EXTRO

welcome to ma bloooogg!!
To be truthful,this blog..i dont think..is gonna be that fun..trust me..am far better at saying crap than puttin it down..i guess that explains why anytym i get in trouble in school,my reports either implicate me or get the whole BOG confused...ok..BTB.am a super super extrovert!!
TEMPERAMENT:sanguine[definitely]..talking of ma sanguine abilities..i remember 1ce..i went 4 dis 'parry'..to be truthful'it was a 2yearolds'..which left me[apparently the only social teen at the party],so i decently stood up,took a little walk around and sighted this cute teenage male..now me being the IMA EKPO everyone knows me as..i walked up to him and the conversation went thus:
me: hey,uhmm..anyone seating here?[there was a spare seat by him,luckily 4 me]
teenhunk:[he had this deep voice..and NO .. i was NOOT hittin on him]..uhmm..no,i dont think so..u can have a seat if u wanna[ALLAH''i no go lie,its good 2 look hawt,no matter where ur heading to] or are you looking for someone
me:no..am just bored and kinda looking for someone to chat with..
teenhunk:ok..ma name's *PATRICK [note:he ddidnt say he was gonna chat with me,he started chattin at once..now there's a nice guy]
.....SO i and patrick had a long discussion for about 2hours,then i found out he's a cousin to one of ma childhood familyfriends.[now aint that a female dog,i wanted to make a new friend].anyway ma point is thats how i made a new person[he's not a friend YET]..
...ok..THAT STORY WAS SO NOT RELEVANT..
am tottally into music and dancing,am very mad[wen i want to be],if u aint used 2 me..i could creep you out with ma chitter chatter...
i remember one really BORINGGGGGG nightprep when i was in high school[lol]..due to the dehumanizing boredom..i GOT UP unpacked ma hair and turned it to a mohawk[the saucekid kind] and startin going round classes..ppl actually complimented..then i remember duttywining in front of the class and doin the popular 'kpike isin' dance after writing ma exams..
OK..this is just about the extrovert part of me..lyk i said thiss is one-twelveth of ma life..ma next post is gonna be about another part of ma life..trust me..itll be more composed unlike this 'cut and join' post
ok..i wanna go watch t.v..so GO AWay
P.S..if u see any gbagauns,just look away
*thats not he's real name..